Spider Lake - Ain't No Fish In This Lake Tee

For everyone who’s ever tossed a line into the Spider Lake Chain and sworn the fish were on vacation, this shirt is for you. The tongue-in-cheek slogan is an insider’s nod to the local joke—because if you know, you know. Whether you’re warming up on an early-morning boat ride, stoking the campfire after sunset, or just repping your favorite Northwoods getaway back in the city, this tee keeps the vibe relaxed and the laughs rolling.

Grab one for yourself—or the buddy who keeps claiming they “never catch anything up there.” Because on Spider Lake, half the fun is pretending the fish don’t bite.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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